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Hi, my name is John Calaghan {calla}. I am from England the main part of the United Kingdow. My favourite TV programs are South Park and the Simpsons. You must know what they are well here is what they are about for any sad people out there {joking}. Firstly south park is about four 8 year old children who basically walk around sworing and causing trouble.Cartman, a boy who cant just have one berger he has to go and buy 200, Stan, can't seem to hit it off with wendy and when he does he always pukes in her face, Kyle, a jew who is always left out and dosen't have a christmas and finally Kenny, who in every episode is killed and has no money for his dad is a alchy. Sounds strange i know, you have to watch to understand. Simpsons is just a program abot a family called i wonder what? could it be the Simpsons. The TV show is mainly about Bart a school kid who is always getting in trouble with his school and Homer, what can i say? well just that he likes his duff beer and dognuts. There is also Marge, Lisa and Maggy but I can't be bothetred telling you about them too. Oh, and no it is'nt because I am sexist. My hobbies are soccer, swimming, computers, Pc/Internet and technolagy. My best freinds {bezzie} are Nicholas Abbott {abo}, Mark Jones, Patrick Byrne and Chris Williams. What am I on, Chris aint my freind he is a little gosh, and he is a German just egnore me honestly there is something wrong with Chris, actually there are alot of things wrong with him! Anyway to your bottom left you will see JENIFER ANNISTON the most attractive woman on the universe, well that is except Brittany Spears! she's well fit, and to your top left well i don't know who see is but she is from freinds i think. | |||||||||||||||||||
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Hi,Thanks for visiting my homepage.I apologise for it not being much this is due to the lack of choice fortune city offer in the picture libary,no offence to fortune city!!!. But they could do with a larger varity of pictures,I was looking at the famous person libary and instead of getting pictures of Brittany Spears & Micheal Owen {just the best footballer in the world} in the famous people libary,I'm getting pictures of Indians {Chris's Dad & Mum}about 90 What kind of saine person is going to want that kind of shit on there homepage, well I suppose some sad twat like Chris Williams would. Oh and if you have this picture on your homepage yer can fuck off now!. Sorry for the words used if you aint sad ok. | |||||||||||||||||||
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Soccer Movies Tennis Swimming South Park computer games/consoles etc Please email me at [email protected], not my old freeserve adress. Thanks. | |||||||||||||||||||
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